exercise is hard wah…
imagine steve rogers finding out people were saying that girls and women shouldn’t wear captain america merchandise and uploading a youtube video of him that consists of like seven minutes of him reading the stupid comments out loud in silly voices and laughing
the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting
friendly reminder that meenah thinks lord english is hot
College in two sentences or less.
I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.#collegelife
Well then, a certain perfect of form and hair scientist we know needs to stop screwing around investigating strange rumblings and get back to Night Vale.
As I’m on my phone I keep seeing these notifications for people reblogging my things but
they’re not following me
they’re not following me and these are just random untagged posts
where are these people coming from
I’m just staring at my screen suspiciously
I mean I love them thanks for validating my existence but WHERE.
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
i think that cecil just feels the need to welcome people to places
like he walks into a grocery store and someone walks in right after him and hes like “WELCOME TO THE STORE”
he is the head of every single welcoming committee in town….
Q&A in Rio [x]
who’s the real fan
But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do, once you find them
I’ve looked around enough to know
That you’re the one I want to go through time with
My final pictures with my kitties back at home. In order: Kali, Brute, and Grim. Grim is wondering what the fuck is going on.
shoutout to all the asexuals who stand strong in their sexuality even though the media tells us everyday that sex is one of the most important aspects of being human
Remember this lovely post