androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 


reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 


kinkvale:

You know what we haven’t had in a while? Trans!Carlos. And on top of that, Sizequeen!Cecil.

Not that Carlos would buy the biggest, baddest dildo out there (because good lord, there are some really big dildos out there). He would definitely keep a larger one away, hiding it from Cecil until the best possible moment, as a surprise.

One day (perhaps a birthday or their anniversary), Carlos surprises his boyfriend with it. Cecil absolutely worshiping it, just for Carlos.

- Mod D



themusicalhetastuckian:

achievementunlocked-changedurl:

tennantstype40:

HOW THE FUCK DO HOMESTUCK FANS MAKE COSPLAYS IN ONE DAY????

Once we get past the first act of homestuck, we are automatically awarded time manipulation powers. How do you think we read the entire webcomic within like a month? Most homestucks take advantage of their powers to throw together cosplays at the last minute. #themoreyouknow

it’s actually because we have no friends.







amphicoelias:

traceexcalibur:

I don’t know why Wheatley is always included on lists complaining about characters without a set human appearance being depicted as blonde skinny white dudes

other people like Cecil or that clock guy, totally understandable, but Wheatley is an ignorant and insensitive British-sounding dick who fucks everything up as soon as he’s put in a position of power

he is absolutely a white dude

i laughed harder than i should have.


yeah but what if when Carlos comes back Cecil refuses to be away from him (it goes on for about a week or two) so during one of the broadcast he's literally at home in bed with him and we only realize this when Carlos complains about Cecil hogging all the bed sheets
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spoopycecil:

I wonder how station management would feel about this


spoonychan:

turtletotem:

I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.

This. This is that moment.

i think of this scene at least once a day.


derpyalchemist:

Wait so a lot of Mabifica shippers are making Pacifica be like “Ew a pig” to Waddles. But in the alternate timeline, Pacifica won Waddles. Maybe Pacifica likes him but just isn’t good with animals.

She wants to pet him but she’s all shy and Mabel’s like “It’s okay, go for it!” And then Waddles shrieks and flips out and Mabel’s like, “no. It’s okay. He does this.”


dasboo:

When this moment comes, I will be ready.

dasboo:

When this moment comes, I will be ready.